The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself.
I own these…
(via zettidabadass)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via nohetero)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via nohetero)
"Be honest, brutally honest. That is what’s going to maintain relationships."
-
Lauryn Hill
amen. if you have something to say, then say it. too grown for that reading between the lines bull shit
(via youngblackandvegan)
YES
(via ordinaryspaces)
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
- IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
- IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
- ITS NICE
- YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
- BEING MEAN IS MEAN
- THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
(via aweluey)
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.i hope this is real
please be real
(Source: landofbluesmoke)
